Study Finds that Americans are exposed to Dangerous Levels of Stupidity from the News
A recent Harvard study shows that Americans are exposed to five times the recommended level of stupidity when they tune into mainstream media broadcasts. The findings show that watching the news has extremely damaging consequences such as decreased I...
Read full storyCavs no longer champions after Lebron tests positive for Estrogen doping!
Breaking news in the sports world: The city of Cleveland once again has absolutely nothing to be proud of. Their beloved Cavaliers are officially the first team to have their championship expunged, adding to the never ending misery that makes Clevela...
Read full storyCongress Invites Queen Elizabeth II to Assume Presidency
Washington D.C.: In the first bilateral effort since the inception of the United States, Republicans and Democrats have unanimously decided to install British Queen Elizabeth II as the next president after Obama leaves office. "Let's be honest: Sh...
Read full storyDoctors Discover Man Suffers From "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensitivities of Society Syndrome"
Indianapolis, IN - Doctors here at the Indianapolis State Medical Center have diagnosed the first man with a mental disorder they are calling: "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensiti...
Read full storySamsung's Hi-Reality TV disturbing results
For the third time in less than a month, actor William H. Macy has awoken as Frank from the ShowTime series Shameless in a strangers living room. "This is crazy," the bemused actor said recently "I'm on hiatus." FBI investigator Mitch Farns...
Read full storyFido: Stupid Things Humans Say
Fido, a smart dog, recently barked to a Spoof writer who understands dog talk. Fido's chief gripe was about the stupid things humans say. A few of Fido's examples of stupid comments by humans are given below, followed by an observation from the dog: He's so stupid he couldn't be elected dog catcher. "Uh, hello. Successful dog catchers are VERY smart." Good doggie. "Soooooooooooo condescendi...
Read full storyMan buys coffee too large to carry
Herb Pencock, of Morrisville Pa., strolled into a local 7- 11 on Tuesday morning and demanded a 7-gallon cup of coffee saying "I need to wake up, I'm dragging" After waiting several minutes as the staff poured all available coffee into an u...
Read full storyAmazon buys Rhode Island
In a move that will surely mark the beginning of the New World Order, Amazon has purchased the entire state of Rhode Island to be its East side, western hemisphere distribution center. Before the move the state used its power of Eminent domain t...
Read full storyCavaliers fans Ecstatic after Historic Title, but Still Depressed to live in Cleveland
All of over Cleveland people are confronted with a wide range of emotions after a Cleveland sports team finally won a championship for the first time in over 50 years. Many shared tears of joy as they rejoiced at the Cavaliers championship. Howev...
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