All of over Cleveland people are confronted with a wide range of emotions after a Cleveland sports team finally won a championship for the first time in over 50 years.
Many shared tears of joy as they rejoiced at the Cavaliers championship. However many also shed tears of sadness as they realized that even winning a championship didn't change the fact that they still lived in Cleveland.
In a cruel twist of fate, Cleveland's improbable championship, has led to an even higher rate of depression as many Clevelanders feel that the city has peaked. Mass suicides started the morning after the victory as people exclaimed, "There will never be a better day in Cleveland," as they triumphantly leapt off buildings with smiles on their faces.
When a fan was asked if he was worried that he could end up worse off in Hell after killing himself, the man responded saying, "I'm not worried about Hell, I'm from Cleveland. It can't be any worse then Cleveland."
