Saudi Arabia to join Top Gear
RIYADH, KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA - Saudi Arabia, the oil rich Gulf state, has continued its attempt to shake its bad reputation as a regressive, brutal dictatorship by joining the British motoring show Top Gear, replacing host Chris Evans, who left th...
Read full storyAll crime ceases as Trump becomes president
*DISCLAIMER* All names of people and organisations contained herein, barring Mr Trump, are works of fiction and any resemblance to any real figure is purely coincidental WASHINGTON, D.C., January 21st, 2017 - BREAKING: Since President Donald Trump...
Read full storyNorthern Line at rush hour revealed as Dante's tenth circle of hell
In a shock statement, the tenth circle of hell from Dante's "Inferno" has been named as the Northern Line at rush hour. Intended as the circle to punish commuters for trusting the British public transportation system, this horrendous site sees an...
Read full storyGod to step down, names Alexis Taylor of Hot Chip as successor
HEAVEN - God announced today in a press statement that he aimed to step down from the role of God. He clarified that: "it's difficult being God, people don't really get that there's a lot to it, you know, unleashing fiery vengeance upon whores an...
Read full storyTrump Moves Campaign Headquarters to Moscow
"You just can't get anything done in America" After complaining repeatedly about the tedious democratic political process and unnecessarily restrictive constitutional rights that impede his work to "Make America Great Again", Trump has made the un...
Read full storyFat Arses and Fat Wallets
Brits will spend £16billion on snacks, takeaways and sugary drinks this year. Scientists (those guys who are YET to cure racism) have said it's due to our extremely busy lifestyles. Back and to the Left news reckon it's to do with those aforementione...
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Back and to the Left news have come across sensational secret documents on Jupiter's "big red spot". We discovered the files on the 3:27 to Worthing On Sea, a train we were only on because a drinking competition had got out of hand. Way out of hand.
Read full storyGOP: We'll Impeach Bill If Hillary Takes Office
Republicans see a bright side if Hillary Clinton becomes President, a second chance to impeach her husband. "Seeing Mr. Clinton face Congressional scrutiny will become the Senate's number one priority if she takes the White House" a spokesperson for...
Read full storyObama Embrace Of Clinton At Democratic Convention Turns Sexual
Philadelphia - Just moments after saying, "she'll finish the job," President Barack Obama was met on stage by Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton before the cheering throng of delegates to the 2016 Democratic Convention. The two embraced, and walked...
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