Trump Sues Maker Of "Trumpemon" Parody Game
With the wild success of Pokemon Go, a parody of the game called "Trumpemon" has already been released. At the same time, the makers of the parody are already being sued by Donald Trump in a California court. Tellingly, Trump is suing for trademar...
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Newly unelected (by the people, yes we understand she was elected by the Tory party) Prime Minister Theresa May has had a historic meeting with Scotland's First Minister Nicola Sturgeon today. Admitting that the meeting was "positive" and that "all o...
Read full storySafety Agencies: Put Brakes On Pokemon Go
The US's National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is proposing a ban on Pokemon Go after a 500% increase in traffic accidents since the game's release. Accidents involving pedestrians have increased the most according to NTHSA Spokesman Molt...
Read full storyUrkel on Merkel
We are here with Jaleel White, who is best known for his role as nerdy Steve Urkel in the sitcom Family Matters. Jaleel has really grown up and is beyond his Urkel days, but at times it seems fans still confuse him with the character that he played. So today I wanted to get his impressions of Germany Chancellor Angela Merkel. So, Jaleel, I was strangely excited to meet you in person. Why'...
Read full storyJohn Barron to Speak at Republican National Convention
Among the list of notables scheduled to speak at this year's RNC in Cleveland is John Barron, a man who is alleged to be actually an alter-ego of Donald Trump himself. "It's his greatest con ever!", exclaimed Jody Miller, thrice-convicted grifter...
Read full storyCaucasians Riot After Not Being Given Preferential Treatment
Civil unrest has erupted in the small town of Sandwich, Massachusetts after a slew of incidents in which the white population was being given the same treatment as its minority residents. The trouble began late Tuesday afternoon after a troubling epi...
Read full storyArea Mom's Facebook Response to Nice Attack Notes She Had a Great Meal There Once
MORRISTOWN, NJ--In a Facebook post offering her condolences on the tragic events unfolding in Nice, France, area mother Brianna Simpson pointedly noted that she had a great meal in Nice several years ago. "My heart is broken about what is happenin...
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