Trumpalope: Just A Chance Encounter Between Trump and An Antelope?
BILLINGSGATE POST: The question as to whether Donald Trump is a New Age Centaur, or just the result of a chance encounter between a two-legged Trumpster and a four-legged antelope, is now being belted around the Beltway. Although most anthropologi...
Read full storyTrump Appoints Kim Kardashian To Head Arts Endowment
Congress established the National Endowment for the Arts in 1965 as an independent agency of the federal government. To date, the NEA has awarded more than $5 billion to support artistic excellence, creativity, and innovation for the benefit of indiv...
Read full storySanta Furious Trump Has Set Up Christmas Eve No-Fly Zones Over Homes of Rivals
Come Christmas Eve, many prominent Democrats will find themselves with empty stockings hanging from their fireplaces. The reason? President Elect Trump has declared the areas over their homes No-Fly Zones, so Santa and Rudolph cannot drop off gifts.
Read full storyColorado Moves to Legalize LSD; Trump Responds: "Kick 'Em Out"
One week ago, Colorado Press Secretary, George Smith, announced that the state is moving to legalize most forms of LSD. He said in a press release out of the capitol building in Denver that they were going to legalize it in the spirit that the people...
Read full storyDrug Addicts Fund A Kick-Starter Account To Free El Chapo
Everytown, U.S.A - Coke heads, crack heads, pill freaks and heroin junkies have all banded together in support of freeing their beloved El Chapo, the Mexican drug lord, from prison, by opening a Kick-Starter page. "Our goal is to raise enough mone...
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