President Trump Takes Credit for Puerto Rico's Economic Miracle
Speaking from the Oval Office on Christmas Eve, President Trump bombarded the American people with a summary of his accomplishments during his first four years in the White House and a sneak preview of his plans for his second term. After running th...
Read full storyThe Horror Of It All: An Anthrax Outbreak
An Anthrax outbreak in Northern Russia has put nine people in hospital where they remain critical but crucially still among the living. Luckily because of new advanced techniques in treating the infection contracting it is no longer the be all and en...
Read full storyFeeding Frenzy In The Transfer Market
Premier League clubs have spent £475million in the month of July! Meaning on average £15.3 million a day, £634K a hour, £10K a minute and £177 a second is haemorrhaging out the clubs like blood from a stab victim. We grabbed one frightened officia...
Read full storyShocking Discovery: Trump Actually Giant Puppet Operated by Spoiled Toddler
Many have been mystified by the behavior of 2016 Republican Presidential candidate, Donald Trump: his temper tantrums, nonexistent attention span, lack of basic empathy, inability to allow others attention or respect. But it took behavioral scient...
Read full storyMelissa McCarthy denies "crazy rumors" that she is actually Chris Farley
The entertainment industry is notorious for spawning theories about deceased stars. For instance, Tupac Shakur is said by some to be alive and well despite his high profile murder in the late nineties. The latest theory surrounds Chris Farley and...
Read full storyMike Pence To Drop Out of VP Race after Trump Calls him "Six Pence"
Washington, D.C.: Sources close to the Trump campaign have indicated that Indiana Governor Mike Pence is dropping out of the U.S. vice- presidential race. Pence claimed that Trump's name calling went too far. Pence was overheard on a live microp...
Read full storyTrump Rebukes Jesus
"Who the hell does He think he is, telling me to love my neighbor as myself? I don't need His advice, my neighbors all love me already. They think I'm terrific, they worship me. "And where does He get off, telling me to turn the other cheek. When someone insults me they better run for the hills, before I let them have it, on both cheeks, and kick them in the ass, too. "I don't think...
Read full storyMedia Bares All For Melania
ONLY IN AMERICA - The New York Post launched another media storm this week with its nude photo of Melania Trump on the front page of its Sunday issue. Then "double-downed" with more nude photos of her and another model decorating its Monday edition.
Read full storyHow to Solve the World's Problems
A world order is not a bad idea. What is bad about it is WHO intends to run it and HOW and what will become of us all if they get their way. So, ending that is the first step to establishing the unity of Mankind. How? Here's what we do. We end the ruling bloodlines, the malevolent dynasties, the black heart of capitalism. We do this by closing down all the banks and putting on trial all those r...
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