Hillary Twerks Joe Biden In Scranton: Pantsuit Reveals Bite Marks In Buttock Region
BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, while visiting Joe Biden's boyhood home in Scranton, Pennsylvania, it was reported that Clinton had trouble keeping her balance while standing outside the house. Earlier in the day, she was caught on camera stumbling w...
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In his speech today in Ohio, Donald Trump outlined his plans to combat Islamic extremism, including creating an ideological test for immigrants entering the country. It includes questions addressing how each applicant views American values. The...
Read full storyTrump Limo Stolen, Made Into Lowrider
One of Donald Trump's limousines was stolen back in March and has been turned into a lowrider limo complete with little chrome rims and a hydraulic suspension. The FBI is looking into how Yuri Vilcheny, originally from the Ukraine, ended up with the...
Read full storyGod's real, and he's a man
The world's favourite atheist Richard Dawkins today announced that he had inadvertently proved the existence of a higher power with a penis. He was seen to be sitting in an Oxford pub before he threw his drink to ground, leapt to his feet and ran out...
Read full storyLooser Guccifer 2.0 delves into candidates' plans for October Surprise
The presidential candidates' polling highs and lows are roller coastering on and on. Recently, unpleasant odors of DNC manipulating for Clinton, plus hacks into The Clinton Foundation, threatened a downward sag. This was prevented via blowing...
Read full storyRio 2016: Trump latest to criticize Gabby Douglas, confuses her with Leslie Jones
The 2016 Rio Olympic Games have been a wild ride for US gymnast Gabby Douglas. After exiting competition with only one gold medal in the team event, and failing to medal in her lone individual event, Douglas became the subject of social media scr...
Read full storyHillary Spotted at Trump Rally, Screams out to Bill for Help
Fairfield, CT -- At a rally last night, Donald J. Trump spotted a woman in the audience suspected to be Hillary Clinton. As Trump called for her "immediate eviction", the crowd became more rowdy. The mysterious woman raced out of the stadium, scream...
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