Interview with Daniel Craig aka James Bond
Our reporter from U-R-FKD Magazine went along to the Café Royal London to interview Daniel Craig actor of the James Bond film series. Here is an excerpt from the encounter: Q; Daniel...how did you get selected for the role of James Bond? A: (Laughing); Somebody asked me... and here I am. Q: Who asked you? A: I'd rather not say. Q: Are you worried by the fact that your character bear...
Read full storyA Soliloquy by the GOP
To end, or not to end, that's the conundrum: Whether 'tis Nobler for the Party to suffer The Slings and Insults of outrageous Trump, Or to take Aim against his rowdy rabble, And by opposing end him: to cry, to weep No more! And by this Creep, to say we end The Headache, and the Xenophobia Our Party's heir to? 'Tis a conflagration We cannot now avoid. To cry, to weep, To weep, perchan...
Read full storyTrump tries to reassure liberals
Associated Press, April 1, 2016. Donald Trump today promised liberals that, if - no, when - he is elected president, they will not need to move to Canada, because he will live offshore. "I promise you that when I am President, I will not live in...
Read full storyMassive rock named "the Lewandowsky" strikes Jupiter plus other developments in outer space
Scientists have named the massive rock that struck Jupiter last Monday "The Lewandowsky," after Donald Trump's campaign manager. At this time Mr. Lewandowsky has been charged with assault on reporter Michelle Fields, and there is some scientific i...
Read full story10 things you didn't know about Malta
The tourist season is about to start once again but whether you're looking to visit the tiny Mediterranean islands of Malta this year or you already live there, here's some weird and wonderful things about the country we bet you didn't already know... 1. There's something fishy about the fish. Thanks to past British colonization and ruination of Malta, unlike the rest of the Mediterranean t...
Read full storyRed Sox & Patriots on Verge of First MLB/NFL Trade
The Fat Man won't be singing the National Anthem on Opening Day for MLB. The Red Sox announced they would not play the most overweight player of the season during the upcoming week. Pablo Sandoval apparently did win the starting job at third base...
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