Dinner with Gronk
FOXBORO-- Rob Gronkowski has started to rev up his personality for the forthcoming football season. They begin stretching and yoga this week at the Patriots camp, and it has Gronk excited, according to a new interview. You have to pick up your Gro...Read full story
Editor condemned to death by beheading
In the early hours of this morning the editor of this newspaper was arrested because he permitted publication in yesterday's edition a story detailing the introduction of Sharia Law into Australia. The article was deemed to be 'offensive to Islam' by...Read full story
Top six names not appropriate for sports arenas...
Hockey is a sport steeped in tradition. Unfortunately it's a tradition of supplying nicknames for its arenas that are way off track. Here are the top six offenders... 1.The Brink...not an official name. But used excessively during playoff season,. How would you like to be on the Brink all the time? 2. The Garden...A soft name for a brutal game... Brutal and a half if you count Knick appearan...Read full story
Hillary: Who Can You Goiter If You Can't Goiter Me?
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the bones of Congelese Prime Minister Patrice Lumumba were found in the stomach X-Rays of Kasavuba Kinshasa in 1961 has there been such an intriguing case of disappearing evidence. None other than feminist Camille P...Read full story
Cellphone Ads Totally Confuse Rockville Man
Rockville Maryland coleopterist, Elroy Cricket, decided it was time to get a new iphone and in his endeavor he would let the world know exactly which iPhone network was the best. Unfortunately, Elroy didn't watch too much TV, until now, so he neve...Read full story
Ghost Flashes Woman at Piccadilly Circus Tube Stop
Rascally apparition, Seymour Puffinbottom, was reported to have exposed himself to a Mrs. Gawking O'Reilly at Exit number 4 of the Piccadilly Circus tube station. Dressed in only a raincoat, Mr. Puffinbottom met Mrs. O'Reilly at the top of the exit...Read full story