Illegal Aliens refuse to drive Los Angeles streets
I was scheduled to get my new 5 year license at the Department of Motor Vehicles at 2 P.M. As I approached the door I noticed hundreds of people lined up, angry and shouting. They had placards and waved them. I stopped to ask an older man with gray hair and a feather in it, about the tumult. "What's going on," I asked him. Fortunately he spoke enough English for me to understand him. "Gov...
Read full storyAirbag giant explodes with ideas to repurpose its rejects
Tokyo - The largest recall in automotive history has left auto-parts fabricator Takata holding the bag… Or more specifically holding 34 million defective airbags. Problem is, the devices have a tendency to go off like bombs, whenever the weath...
Read full storyAnimal thief hit 21 pet stores across West Midlands in seven months
A brazen thief has admitted taking various pets from 21 pet stores across the Black Country and Staffordshire without paying for them during a seven-month stealing spree. Ecbert Sitz drove across various towns in the West Midlands with the intent...
Read full storyRobber, Bill Reid, robbed bank with can of Coke
A Ramsgate man robbed a bank two days before Christmas and escaped with a large amount of money. Bill Reid armed himself with a can of Coca Cola and held up a security guard delivering cash and Coke cans to a Nat West Bank in the town. But when...
Read full storyLorry driver Richard Langford jailed for trying to import 50,000 chocolate bars through Dover
A lorry driver has been jailed for smuggling chocolate bars through the Port of Dover. Richard Langford, 31, was caught with a staggering 5,000 kilos of Dairy Milk, 1,000 kilos of Galaxy and 3,000 U.S. Hershey's chocolate bars when he was stopped...
Read full storyGrimsby woman's neglect left houseplant in 'terrible condition'
A woman who neglected a house plant by refusing it water and sunlight so badly that it had grey leaves has been banned from keeping all plants for life. The emaciated condition of the plant was so horrific that it was the worst case of its kind th...
Read full storyHow Unemployment Really Works
Derek in Accounts Payable was an excitable type, but only to a certain extent. When he rounded the corner to speak to Jason, his boss, colleague and friend he was more excited than normal. The fact that he kept his voice low to avoid others hearing was indicative that it was also something serious. "I've got it Jason! It just came out of the blue and punched me in the eye!" "What is i...
Read full storyPro Golfer Erik Compton Gets A Quick Liver Switch
Dallas, TX - Our man, Chip Fairway, is out on the long lonely pro golf trail, where it's Texas Swing time on the PGA Tour. Along the way, he has uncovered the tale of a man who has seen some adversity on his way to becoming a pro golf journey man. Er...
Read full storyPresident Obama Issues Executive Order to Fund Army of Community Organizers
WASHINGTON, DC - Yesterday, President Obama announced he will send billions of dollars to various community-activist groups to combat urban police. Mr. Obama issued an Executive Order, directing US Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, to fund communit...
Read full storyThe End Of Hipsters?
San Francisco, CA - It has been a good, long ride for the waxed mustache set, but it appears that there might be moth holes in the secondhand fabric that is keeping this trend together. We talked to a well-pierced waxy named "Scat-Cat," who claimed t...
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