Lemon Laws enacted as royal baby debuts yellow hat
London - Is a lemon-yellow angora bonnet on the brand new baby's head a secret code for 'It's A Little Tart'? That's the Royal YouBoob! voters' poser in a poll about Royal Brat No #2's debut at Queen Harry's Hospital Dildo Wing this evening. Th...
Read full storyTechnological home breakthrough
Havvanna Stairlifts have just announced their latest innovation for the modern home with elderly relatives living in. A built in commode for the stairlift to save those poor old crumblies the inconvenience of going to the bathroom and pissing all ove...
Read full storyBruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Bruce Jenner shocked the world with his announcement that "he" plans on having his genitals replaced, so "he" can be the woman of his dreams. Once the sex-change surgery is completed, Mr. Jenner plans to complete his transformation...
Read full storyShock of SNP's secret plan
From our Scottish reporter Josh Wacktavish comes news that will cement the Union between England and Scotland. Agreed with an incoming Labour government are plans to provide an interest free loan to Greece to save it's ailing economy. This is the...
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