New Religion Unbelievable
Discovered outside a small home in Brooklyn, New York, were 2 men and 1 woman watching their home burning to the ground. A reporter from the Brooklyn Tribune noticed these people were strange looking,and one looked emaciated and was n...
Read full storyJoe Biden snaps up George Harrison's Fender Ghettoblaster for $500k
New York - Vice President Biden made the winning bid at the Hard Rock Cafe today setting a new record for Beatles memorabilia and other bits of useless 60s music tat. Bidding was brisk at the Times Square venue as the 1965 Stratocaster, first used...
Read full storyElectoral Commission Achieves Perfect Entropy
Entropy is the tendency of all thermodynamic processes to end in a steady state of perfect disorder wherein no useful work can be accomplished. All matter will eventually be evenly dispersed at a temperature of about 4 degrees above absolute zero, bu...
Read full storyCockroaches running riot in Jenna Bush Hager's flashy Long Island kitchen
Long Island, New York - An airbrush artist employed to showcase Jenna Bush and husband Henry Hager's Long Island teardown is being sued for failure to erase creepy-crawly images inside the couple's beachside home. Pictures posted on Sag Harbor's B...
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