Long Island, New York - An airbrush artist employed to showcase Jenna Bush and husband Henry Hager's Long Island teardown is being sued for failure to erase creepy-crawly images inside the couple's beachside home.
Pictures posted on Sag Harbor's Bulldozerbait News website blame cranky local interior designer Lobelia Hessian-Thwackerwacker for adding the unusual personal touches to the property's interior following a contractual spat.
But it's the Hagers' PR stylist Henry 'Hal' Itosis who's being named in a $100k negligee - uh, negligence! - lawsuit for leaving in the yucky imagery 'just for a laugh'.
The publicist claims he was instructed to ignore signs of 'vermin' when working on the Hager account in what his attorney says is a classic misunderstanding 'about not removing photobombs of Jenna's father George W Bush'.
"That's how a few roaches managed to slip the net," Tobias V Knuckleduster of Queens law firm Fang & Claw commented.
An 'artistic licence' defence will be filed next week.