Britain's right to Vote stripped from those on Welfare, Disability and War pensions
Iain Duncan Smith, Secretary of State for Work and Pensions announced today that anyone on benefits, disability (PIP), tax credits or war pension would not be eligible to vote in the forthcoming elections this year and new legislation was being fast...
Read full storyA few rotten apples threaten to spoil the world's food supply
Beaverview, Washington -- Al Qaeda is turning the wholesome apple into a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Using the ice machine from a hijacked Malaysian airliner and a hotwired PlayStation, the terror group has created a generically modified apple th...
Read full storyChannel 4 debate with Cameron and Miliband to be SEXED up with Ant and Dec
The TV debate due on the 26th of March on Channel 4 and Sky between David Cameron and Ed Miliband looks likely to bore the arse of millions of UK viewers. TOP advertisers at Channel 4 have threatened to pull the plug on the debate unless the TV...
Read full storyLiverpool v Man United a tabloid's dream!
The build up to this massive game is reaching 'white hot' as the tabloids pull out all the punches to sell their filthy newspapers, in fact any sensible football fan in Europe could or would never understand the mass hysteria surrounding this game of...
Read full storyInterview With UK Prime Minister David Cameron
Unfortunately we at URFKD Magazine were unable to meet with the UK Prime Minister David Cameron as planned. It seems he had more important engagements. However, here is a list of questions we were hoping to ask. (1) Given the fact that you are goi...
Read full storyBill de Blasio 'like terrier on acid' says Ecuador's Rafael Correa
New York - A cartoon of New York Mayor Bill de Blasio sporting demonic canine eyes has appeared on the Ecuadorian president's website marking the country's National Pet Appreciation Day. De Blasio, 69, is portrayed as a demented Scottish Terrier l...
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