Hillary's Cigar Revenge!
An insider from the Hillary Clinton Presidency campaign has claimed that the first thing Hillary plans to do on winning the oval office is to have sex with a campaign aid on the desk and then stuff a cigar up his bottom. Democrat sources were quic...
Read full storyLindey Graham says Confedereate flag is who we are: slave owners
South Carolina state capitol building Interview of Senator Lindsey Graham by Bret Fincher "Senator Graham," Fincher asked, reading from his legal pad, "it is my understanding that you don't want to remove the Confederate Flag." "Yes sir, I mean no sir," the senator mumbled his right hand saluting the Confederate Flag. "I," the senator continued, "got up early and raised the flag mysel...
Read full storyThe Second Coming (for the Grand Obsolescent Party)
(With apologies to William Butler Yeats) Churning and churning in the miasmic mire The Tea Party cannot stand the Moderates; Things fall apart; the center cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the GOP; The Wing-nut tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of common sense is drowned; The best lack all compassion, while the worst Are full of fanatic in...
Read full storyFiscal crisis forces Greece to change the national punchline
Athens -- One of the world's most beloved pieces of comedy is about to be irreparably changed, the result of Greece's monetary woes. The proper response to the classic riddle -- What's a Greek urn? -- Is no longer "about €35 an hour." The punch...
Read full storyAlexander ($10 Bill) Hamilton Holds Press Confernce in NYC
Sure he's dead, but that didn't stop him from appearing before a huge crowd in Times Square yesterday to complain about the Treasury Department's plans to boot him from the front of the $10 bill. "It's an outrage," he told the crowd, continuing, "...
Read full storyApple to Introduce Slew of Wearable Technology Products Next Year
CUPERTINO, CA - Apple Inc. CEO, Tim Cook, announced today that they would introduce several new wearable technology products in Spring of 2016. Products will be available for both men and women. Men's products will include: iShoes, iSocks, iPants,...
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