Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London
Famous British artist Damien Hirst, said to be the world's wealthiest artist, has opened a small store in Soho London that was once a Chinese restaurant. He calls it his "Ephemeral Sculpture Store". It is the size of a small supermarket with all y...
Read full storyPresident Obama's Expired Kenyan Passport Blamed For No-Show In Paris
BILLINGSGATE POST: State Department spokesperson, Jan Psaki, denied reports that the President chose to watch NFL play-off games rather than gather with other world leaders in Paris this weekend to march in the Charlie Hebdo solidarity gathering.
Read full storyKatie Hopkins Opens UK's First Ever Boot Camp for Trolls
Voice of the people Katie Hopkins has unveiled her latest business venture, a month long boot camp for wannabe trolls. The progress of the bootcamp is to be covered by Channel 6 and will see Hopkins put the wannabe haters through four weeks of th...
Read full storyStudsy The Queer Bull Coming (oops!) Soon
Steven Playmount head of animation studios Traumwork, today announced the production on the first gay themed animated film for gay Children 'Studsy The Queer Bull'. The movie is about Studsy, a prize Angus Bull who prefers young bulls and steers o...
Read full storyNew Research Breaks out Alarming Psychographics of Fox News Viewers
Following 40 years of analyzing viewer data, Dr. Moishe Pipick, the man in charge of Demographic and Psychographic Analysis and Research at the prestigious Berne Institute, announced today that his team has never seen such dysfunction isolated to o...
Read full storyBuilding a Snowman... the Road to Damnation
When snow covered Tabuk Province near Saudi Arabia's border with Jordan for the third consecutive year Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Munajjid sprang immediately into action: "It is not permitted to make a statue out of snow, even by way of play and fun,"...
Read full storyRoyal "Mole" Jailed For Treason
Britain's Royal Family yesterday imprisoned a "mole" in the Tower of London. Normally people taken to the infamous "Tower" are fast tracked for beheading by Chelsea Pensioners or Beefeaters as they are usually called. The Mole, found burrowing und...
Read full storyTed Cruz Announces: 'Jesus Charlie is me!'--Opposes 'Obamacare for Education'
Washington--Republican firebrand Ted Cruz said today that "like those guys on TV," he too was "Jesus Charlie." He went on to denounce President Obama's recent proposal giving workers two free years of community college as "Obamacare for education."...
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