Michelle Obama goes commando in latest anti-dandruff therapy craze
Washington AC/DC - It's every woman's nightmare when aerating the family jewels in a Sharon Stone-esque outfit and not much more besides. This morning it was the turn of First Lady to discover the amazing reflective properties of her glossy leath...
Read full storyColorado May Legalize Cocaine - Meth and Ecstatsy says Governor
Governor John Hickeypooper said in a press conference today: "The state constitution limits how much tax money the state can take in before it has to give some back. That means Coloradans may each get their own cut of the $50 million in recreational pot taxes collected in the first year of legal weed. It's a situation so bizarre that it's gotten Republicans and Democrats, for once, to agree on a t...
Read full storyKanye West Remembers the Birth of his Daughter as A "Top 25 Moment" in His Life
Famous rapper and music producer Kanye West is now fully into the throes of parenthood, as his baby daughter North West quickly approaches the tender age of two. "She is the light of my life. Every day that I see her, I can't help but feel overwh...
Read full storyObama To Get Even With Boehner, Netanyahu
WASHINGTON --The decision by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu and House Speaker John Boehner to set up an address to the U.S. Congress has set up a backlash by the Obama Administration. This affair was organized by Netanyahu; his amb...
Read full storyThe Most Embarrassing Moments Ever
How many of these embarrassing moments have you experienced? 1. Being fired for "total incompetence" in front of all your colleagues. 2. Accidentally stumbling across your new bride screwing her ex-beau on a snooker table during your wedding reception while you were searching the hotel rooms for the surprise honeymoon gift you had been keeping for her for months; a whirlwind trip for two to...
Read full storyMiraculously, Televangelist Joyce Meyer Gives Birth at Age 71
Fenton, MO--In what many of her followers are calling a miracle, televangelist Joyce Meyer on Tuesday gave birth at the age of 71. The wildly successful televangelist from Missouri reportedly gave birth to a two thousand pound cash cow at St. Clare...
Read full storyJesus Wants You For A Sunbeam - First 10,000 Applicants Only For Time Being
Jesus wants people for sunbeams again on an interim basis according to a message received by the Archdeacon of Scunthorpe, Dr. Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore. The Archdeacon has a private communication system which he accesses by putting his ear to...
Read full storyReligion Drives Man Crazy
On the evidence of the witness who inhabited the flat beneath the defendant's the judge had no hesitation but to refer the defendant for psychiatric evaluation. The charges of malicious damage to property and disturbing the peace were dropped on compassionate grounds. The judge had reached the decision after questioning the witness thoroughly and allowing his tape recording of the events leadi...
Read full storyTV bosses commission Jeremy Kyle on Death Row and confirms he will be executed live on television
Television bosses have commissioned a thought provoking documentary series staring TV bully Jeremy Kyle investigating life on death row. Kyle and crew will travel to Indiana in order to investigate and give a clear insight on the matter. They, howeve...
Read full storyIsle Of Wight News - "The Needles" Major Tourist Attraction Stolen By Souvenir Hunters
A plea has gone out from the Isle Of Wight Tourist Office, warning people not to take unofficial souvenirs home following the loss of a major tourist attraction. The remains of "The Needles" were smuggled out in a white van sometime yesterday accordi...
Read full storyMajor US retailers endanger customers with fraudulent, dangerous products
Putting profit over integrity, four major U. S. retailers have potentially endangered the health of millions of their customers, New Yawk's state attorney general whines. The retailers, identified as Wally World, Wally Green's, Bull's-Eye, and G &...
Read full storyGovernment Investagates Superbowl Fix
Federal Investigators are looking into allegations that this years Superbowl was a fixed game. Insiders at the FBI have revealed that information attained through long time informers and NFL insiders has led them to question the decision by the Seatt...
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