First Lady says she has had 'too many bushes'
WASHINGTON, DC - First Lady Michele Obama responded via Twitter to Former First Lady Barbara Bush's recent Skype address, stating that "she hasn't had 'too many Bushes'", by saying she has had way too many bushes. Besides having to endure preside...
Read full storyThin Women File Discrimination Charges Against Walmart - Say They favor Fatsos!
US attorney Moishe Pipick announced today in Washington;"These aggrieved thin women have shown initial evidence supporting their claims that Walmart discriminates against them and all thin men and women in favor of hiring "fatsos!" What proof have...
Read full storyPancake Day jibe for silly Amal Clooney
The Hague, Netherlands - Human frights lawyer Amal Clooney has been cut down to size by Stonkerz magazine after being dubbed 'Princess Pancake' on account of her flat 30A-cup tits. The Pancake Day award comes with a year's supply of brassiere cup...
Read full storyPrezident Obummer calls for investigation of airline fatality
On a crowded airplane flight aboard Alaska Airlines, a female passenger (not Sarah Palin) and a scorpion struggled over a seat, resulting in the scorpion's biting the woman's hand. Flight 567 was approaching the runway when the incident occurred.
Read full storyChris Christie Forces Plane to Land Because No Toilet Paper on Board!
Mona Bona, political correspondent for Sade Media, gives her take on Chris Christie's actions which forced a plane to land due to no toiler paper. Well - the man who gives new meaning to "The Bully Pulpit" has done it again! He's moved on from 'Bridgegate' to 'Toiletpapergate!' His private jet (courtesy of The koch Bros.) was en route to Iowa where Christie is now known as 'The Hog lovin Man...
Read full storyMartians kicking up dust on planet Mars!
Martians have been kicking up dust on the red planet and earthbound, frustrated scientists have no idea why! Clouds of red dust have been spotted exploding above and beyond the martian surface. The ginormous clouds are spewing into the universe and h...
Read full storyJuvenile terrorists attack Legoland!
A group of juvenile terrorists have attacked Denmark's most popular tourist attraction apart from the mermaid, Legoland. They targeted the World Trade Center replica building made of multi-coloured plastic blocks, threw stones at the Eifel Tower and...
Read full storyHandler delights Titter with photos of her titties
Instagram has repeatedly removed Chelsea Handler's breasts--or photos of them, to be exact--from its site on the grounds that the comedienne's mammary glands constitute "indecent exposure." However, Handler has finally found an adm...
Read full storyAll Priests Should Be Castrated After Taking Vows says Children's Council
Dr. Meyer Pipick, head of The World Council to Prevent Child Rape, said today from Berne, Switzerland has announced that castration is the only way to stop priests from sexually violating children. He said: 'It is now obvious that nothing can sto...
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