Hellfire Bank says sorry for ratting on pervs' secret accounts
Gnomes of Zurich, Shitzerland - The CEO of fucked-up Hellfire Bank Zurich has groveled in pubic about grassing up dodgy clients' secret bank accounts. Lord Hellfire of Mammon issued a heartfelt - ok, ok, a wallet-felt! - apology to 100,000 Z-Liste...
Read full storyFirst "bisexual governor" seeks foursome
Most men and women, even in American politics, are known for their accomplishments, but not so in the case of Organ's new governor Katey Browne. She's known as the nation's "first bisexual governor," as if her sexual orientation is itself somethin...
Read full storyBill O'Reilly's "Blue Sky Denialism" Controversy
Democratic politician Barney Frank may be retired now, but he's still enjoying (as much as ever!) the witty repartee and genial jousting in the Fox News studio. Yup! A Bill O'Reilly clip has just gone viral, where the Fox commentator reduces Barney to abject bemusement regarding Frank's far-left socialist-welfarist-eco-freakian™ "Big Lie" about the sky being blue. In case you weren't...
Read full storyNew Record in Fake News! Spoof get's ZERO Laughs!
The Spoof finally beat it's old record of only getting one minor chuckle for ALL it's published fake news satires! Today the laugh meter showed an absolute silence as it's full range of fake news stories went TOTALLY unlaughed at! The Senior S...
Read full storyGlastonbury To Host Classic Bands Weekend
There was some great news today when Glasgrambury organisers Sir Mickey Earies and his daughter announced a unique Festival weekend experience. Speaking at the launch for the event which will take place the weekend before the traditional Glasgramb...
Read full storyRooney Reveals Spring Fashion Wig
Breaking news just in from Manchester Uniteds' Carrington training headquarters ahead of their FA cup clash with Lancashire rivals Preston North End.Star striker and England captain Wayne Rooney has revealed his spring edition hairpiece which he will...
Read full storyBritain begs US to keep Boris Johnson!
CIA HQ in London has just received a newsflash from the Mayor's residence. Boris Johnson kept his mouth shut for 1 second and only hot air came out, astonishing! Star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) snob reporter, Sir Cock of Roachford, infiltrated Bo Jo's boudoir through his pink coloured en-suite bog, and found him standing naked (not a pretty sight) in front of the mirror singing the US...
Read full storyPentagon admits, "ISIS is on a roll"
The Pentagon reacted with surprise to intelligence that ISIS has encroached upon U. S. military forces training Iraqi troops. "We're concerned," Rear Admiral Howe Cudditbee confessed. "We're also perplexed. How could 40,000 terrorists who have bee...
Read full storyWhyalla, the undiscovered gem in South Australia
Whyalla, South Australia is a steel making town nestled in the picturesque desert region of what is quaintly called the "Iron Triangle". When driving into the town, the reddish brown dust cloud that hangs over the small city, glistens with sunlig...
Read full story"The Odd Couple" gets odder
As fresh out of new ideas as ever, CBS TV will air a "reprise" of the once-original sitcom The Odd Couple, in which an unmarried homosexual couple living in sin get on each other's nerves because one of them, Felatrice Hunger, is a neatnik while the...
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