Gnomes of Zurich, Shitzerland - The CEO of fucked-up Hellfire Bank Zurich has groveled in pubic about grassing up dodgy clients' secret bank accounts.
Lord Hellfire of Mammon issued a heartfelt - ok, ok, a wallet-felt! - apology to 100,000 Z-Lister celebs who got caught in an Interpol trawl of perverts' secret dosh.
"i didn't get where I am today," Lord Hellfire explained "by snitching up to the taxman perfectly good money laundering schemes like ours, oh no."
The generous remarks come as a slew of lawsuits threatens to take Lord H and his grubby outfit to the cleaners in a punitive trillion dollar lawsuit at the Court of Human Frights.
International litigation attorneys Fang & Claw is bringing the class action on behalf of a motley ragbag of Ecuadorian cocaine dealers, pimps, arms dealers, etc.
And donors to the William Jefferson Clinton Mammorial Library in Little Cock, Arkansas.
Affidavits seen by QM-NewsCorpse reporters this weekend make ugly reading - so let's just skip them.
Apart from one deposition that says the Pope is hopping mad at having his Holiday Fund frozen by Hellfire Bank Holdings - on account of being six months in arrears with his pension plan.
Stay tuned for further Revelations as the Hellfire sleazebank continues to teeter on the verge of collapse.