You've been Trumped
Donald Trump's mother was born in Stornoway, Scotland, but the Donald has had problems with Scotland, and today, they have given him the boot. This has to do with the Donald's latest epistle in which he states he's for "a total and complete shutdo...
Read full storyTrump: "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!"
The crowd cheered last night at the Raleigh Convention Center when Donald Trump strode on stage with his arms held high and shouted, "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!" The crowd went wild cheering and clapping.
Read full storyHallmark Cards Considers Selling Blank Greeting Cards In Order Not To Offend Anyone
Kansas City-Sources close to Donald J. Hall, the president and CEO of Hallmark Cards, headquartered here, have confirmed rumors that Hallmark Cards plans to unveil a line of generic greeting cards for the 2016 Christmas-or as they call it-the "whatev...
Read full storyKing Louis Van Gaal offered a part in Jungle Book part 2!
King Louis van Gaal, manager of a once great football club called Manchester United, has been offered the lead role in a remake of Disney's fabulous classic, Jungle Book! He will sit on his throne, suck and spit out bananas, slip up on their skins...
Read full storyMerkel wins Time "Person of the year" - Scheisse!
Angie Merkel, German Chancellor, has been voted Time Magazine's person of the year and most normal people (are there any left?) are asking themselves, "what the F++K!" Let's have a quick look at Angie's great year: A) She held firm in the Greek...
Read full storyJihadi Josh Takes On Trump
BILLINGSGATE POST: White House Press Secretary, Jihadi Josh Earnest, signed his own death warrant yesterday when he insulted Donald Trump. In what appeared to be an "off the cuff" discussion during the daily press briefing, Jihadi Josh described th...
Read full story