Bombing of Oldham Approaches
After the people of Oldham have shown their support for the terrorist supporters leading the Labour Party the Government has put strike aircraft in Lossiemouth on standby for an attack on this citadel of terrorism. David Cameron told a hushed Hous...
Read full storyObama Orders American Flag Lowered to Half-Staff in Anticipation of Next Mass Shooting
WASHINGTON--Noting it was best to "get a jump on this thing," President Obama ordered a preemptive lowering of the nation's flags to half-staff in anticipation of the next mass shooting to befall the country Friday. "At this juncture, I feel...
Read full storyMan Captures Greatest Selfie Ever Taken
FRANKLIN, KY- After virtually no debate whatsoever, researchers at the Kentucky Institute of Technology have unanimously declared what they believe to be the "greatest selfie ever taken". The indefectible snapshot was initially discovered by resea...
Read full storyMissed Flight Labeled As Blunder Of The Century
TUSCON, AZ- Alec Silchuk, an assistant golf pro at the prestigious Tuscon Country Club, has apparently missed his flight in what officials are calling the "blunder of the century". The dim-witted buffoon reportedly spent the next 18 hours in and o...
Read full storyYMCA of Nashville Now Hiring 2 Million Seasonal Workers For First Week of January
NASHVILLE, TN- With the new year fast approaching, YMCA of Hendersonville announced yesterday they will be hiring 2 million seasonal employees to help combat the massive influx of people expected to make an appearance during the first week of the New...
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