Missed Flight Labeled As Blunder Of The Century

Written by Tyler Roberts

Friday, 4 December 2015

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TUSCON, AZ- Alec Silchuk, an assistant golf pro at the prestigious Tuscon Country Club, has apparently missed his flight in what officials are calling the "blunder of the century".

The dim-witted buffoon reportedly spent the next 18 hours in and out of various airports around the country.

"Yeah, I was a little late arriving to the airport for my original flight, but that TSA line was unexpectedly long. How was I supposed to know?" asked the improvident individual.

Latest witness accounts confirm the stranded traveler was last seen with his shoes off lying on the airport floor next to an outlet charging his phone.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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