Man Plans Trip To The Gym Tomorrow
BOWLING GREEN, KY- After years of unhealthy eating and a sedentary lifestyle, Alex Witzgall, 26, told himself he would go to the gym. Tomorrow. "Yeah, well, I'd go this evening after work, but I have to watch the Pats game," he thought to himself...
Read full storyCongressional committee accuses Hillary Clinton of having phone sex with terroist!
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a US House committee is accusing Hillary of having phone sex with a terrorist prior to Libya raid! "I DID NOT have phone sex with that terrorist," said Hillary Clinton this morning at a GOP Cong...
Read full storyWoman tries to get fellow passengers removed for speaking Arabic on Middle East flight
Abu Dhabi, UAE - An American woman aboard Etihad flight 311 caused a security incident on Monday when she asked crew members to remove most of the other passengers. According to sources, the unnamed passenger became nervous when she heard other pa...
Read full storyPepe Le Pew Announces He Is FIV-Positive, Asks Cats For Forgiveness
Los Angeles- Famed cartoon skunk and international playboy Pepe Le Pew announced today that he has been FIV-positive for the last several years. Rumors of Pepe's condition have been circulating in the cartoon biz for quite a while, according to sou...
Read full storyFormer footballer Stan Collymore quits Labour Party, joins SNP and changes name to Hamish McSporran in protest at 67 Labour MPs voting to bomb Daesh
The Labour Party said goodbye to former Liverpool and Bradford City striker Stan Collymore as he dramatically changed his allegiance to the SNP, even though he's never lived in Scotland. Collymore was protesting about the fact that some Labour MP...
Read full storyNew Orleans build new bridges to cover up homeless!
New Orleans has launched a new bridge building programme not to relieve their traffic problems and certainly not to strengthen their defences against approaching hurricanes! The reason for building the bridges is an attempt to cover up the homeles...
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