Why Does the Chicken Cross the Road? To Get Her New Leg!
The countryside was bright at the crack of dawn and the cluck-clucking of the yard's twenty chickens sounded welcoming. Henrietta, the now famous chicken, also lived in this small farm house in rural Franklin, Texas. She clucked with the best of them and was obviously a leg up above the others. The reason? Henrietta had a new artificial leg. Henrietta the pet chicken received her $2,500...
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Holly Willoughby has admitted to needing urgent medical plumbing on her eyes, to stop a persistent leak that has been getting worse over the last few episodes of the revamped hit TV show 'Surprise, Surprise'. The seals around Holly's eyes have bec...
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A sussex man was in shock last night after admitting to police that he had put two sugars in his wife's coffee. The unnamed man, Brian Talbot (53), told officers the incident occurred at around half past nine, when his wife Vera asked him to be a...
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Billionaire businessman and presidential hopeful Donald Trump is not going to wait until the 2016 Presidential election to launch his reelection campaign. He figures starting now will give him a head start on the 2020 campaign and will make getting...
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North Korea's Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un is set to receive an award for being Earth's nicest inhabitant. The global community has recently announced that the North Korean leader has accepted the 'International Niceness' prize for his 'peace, just...
Read full storyAnother Establishment Figure Involved in Sex Scandal
Word has just reached pioneering Spoof investigative journalist Joe Who that another Establishment figure is to be named as a probable sex pervert. Those in the know are scouring through the names of probable figures who could be named. An exhaust...
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