Word has just reached pioneering Spoof investigative journalist Joe Who that another Establishment figure is to be named as a probable sex pervert.
Those in the know are scouring through the names of probable figures who could be named. An exhausted Joe explained he had only reached page 3 of the 100 page document of possible culprits, and there are at least 20 names per page!
In a new development wives and ex-wives of prominent Establishment figures are speaking out. One told Joe that her man hadn't got it up for twenty years, except when she turned over.
As the guilty men (not a woman yet) tremble before they are exposed the affairs of state must go on.
Word is that plans are being made so that no one from a public school can be given power in any capacity until further notice.
