Donald Trump Tricks Mexican Kids Into Taking A Ride On His Helicopter & Drops Them In Tijuana
A helicopter landed just after noon on Saturday in Iowa, causing a short but violent windstorm. Grown men shivered; babies cried. Dust swirled up from the parking lot, stinging and burning the eyes of the innocent onlookers. The pilot cut the engines...
Read full storyFreedom at Last for Americans
Extra Legislation to Protect 'Freedom'. Washington: Congress has passed new bills under instructions from Emperor Barack Obama to protect what he calls "citizens' inviolable freedoms". What does it mean? Well,... as a reward for giving up on their Freedom of Speech upon which America's 'democracy' is founded, American sheeple can now have their innate freedoms legally protected. They are...
Read full storyChelsea Players Asked Not To Dive During Man City Match
Chelsea players have been implored not to dive during their head to head with Manchester City, due to a lack of medical staff on their bench. After Jose Mourinho's bizarre sending off of his medical team, it has left the London side facing a diffi...
Read full storyKim Jong-un buys Prince Charles' ears
Kim Jong-un, aka Kim Fook Yall, Supreme Leader of the of the Extremely Happy Dream Paradise Thin People's Republic of Korea, Chairman of the Rapidly Disappearing Central Military Commission, World Champion Kids Slide Rider and Undisputed World Heavy...
Read full story"Stop the Silly Yakking" Babies Advise Grownups
Observed by a reporter who understands baby talk, babies at a Day Care Center had a lot to say about what annoyed them about how adults speak. Here are a few direct quotes (as recorded by the reporter) from a number of different babies in the pack: -- "I hate it when my mom and dad use that silly baby talk with me. Y'know, 'Goo goo, ga ga, coochie, coochie, coo.' Ridiculous! Why don't they gro...
Read full storyObama and Kim Jong-Un Phone Call
Last Fall, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un became enraged with the United States due to the upcoming release of the movie "The Interview." It has long been rumored that the dictator personally called President Obama to express his outrage, but until now the details of their conversation have never been revealed. Thanks to a secret North Korean source we are now able to publish a transcri...
Read full storyLiberty University Patents New Psychiatric Medication
The faculty of neuroscience at Liberty University has just received a patent for a new psychiatric medication called "Inspiron", which promises to enhance the spirituality of mental patients. Research chair Samuel Isaiah explained to reporters tha...
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