Book world mourns famous author Gonetu Grass
Luebeck, Germany - Dead famous German author Gonetu Grass has died aged 87 his agent said today. A virulent opponent of German reunification Grass became well known for writing three books about Nazis. And outing Mrs Merkel as an SS slag. Fe...
Read full storyOnion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire
Moe Pipick owner and editor-in chief of The Onion announced today: "I have offered The Spoof a considerable sum just to stop them from embarrassing themselves and stinking up the body fine satire that is being published today." He continued;"Mo...
Read full storyDickheads - The new election debate show based on quiz show Eggheads
The BBC has announced that the election debate on Thursday will borrow the format of the popular quiz show; "Eggheads". "Dickheads" (BBC1, Thursday, 8.00pm) will feature several themed rounds. Round 1; "cliché repetition". Ed Miliband is odds-on favourite to win this with "world banking crisis" and "I hated Blair and Brown as much as you!" Round 2; impassioned ideology. Natalie Bennett should w...
Read full storyGay Penguin book banned in US!
The US library and school authorities have decided to ban a book about gay penguins adopting a child because they feel it is damaging the reputations of penguins locked up in zoos! Similar to being incarcerated in San Quentin prison, where many ma...
Read full storyPresident Assad Maliciously Smears Tony Blair
The infallible Fox/MSNBC broadcasting-apologetical complex has proved beyond all reasonable and even all rhetorical doubt, that President Assad is "an evil mass-murdering tyrant who is killing his own people." But even if you had the immaculate cruelty and unbearable arrogance to doubt this, you'd maybe better read what he has to say about Our Tony. Read and denounce: Well, well, well...
Read full storyAtheist Sam Harris: Keep Dinosaurs out of the Classroom!
Prominent atheist and notable public figure Sam Harris has persuaded some Democratic Senators to try to stop the Flintstones from being shown in science classes. According to Harris, the scientific evidence about human beings evolving much later than the extinction of the dinosaurs is not only compelling... But also entirely delegitimises showing children any programs that depict humans and...
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