Obama Has Rendezvous With Stones
Wiltshire, UK - Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts were left high and dry at a famous London bar today as Barack Obama dropped by another ancient Brit monument to visit some very important stones. The President took time o...
Read full storyTen signs to tell she is cheating on you
If you spot one of the following signs you need to have a long talk with your partner. If you spot more than two you should pack your things immediately and take a long holiday. If you spot all ten, and are still alive and living with your partner, you should seek urgent, psychiatric help. 1."Shouts of "Stop it! Stop it!" coming from your bedroom. And when you open the door you find her reading...
Read full storyObummer: fighting words for ISIS
EURO -- Away on yet another taxpayer-funded trip, President Barack Obummer has taken a stronger stance than he has to date concerning the terrorist army ISIS that is committing atrocities at will throughout the Middle East and that recently beheaded...
Read full storyChurch of Scamatology Buys Ryugyong Hotel in North Korea to Use for "Ideal Morgue"
Pynongyang, North KoreaThe Church of Scamatology has announced that they have purchased the Ryugyong Hotel for their ill-fated "Ideal Org" program, wherein they go to a population center, hunt out a large historic building, and then coerce the local...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Buys Kim Jong-Un's Comic Book Collection From Craigslist
Pyongyang, North Korea Pop star and professional law-breaker Justin Bieber has contacted roly-poly dictator Kim Jong-Un and purchased his massive comic book collection off from Craigslist. The icing on the cake was supposedly Kim throwing in an autog...
Read full storyIslamic State insurgents 'going mental' about Tuesday's Sperm Harvest Moon
Iraq - (Bleedin Cheek Mess): Widespread paranoia among IS renegades has seen millions of women rounded up and incarcerated in makeshit - uh, makeshift! - menstruation huts ahead of next Tuesday's full moon. The huge colony of 'bleedin' shacks' h...
Read full storyHead of NRA Discovers the word "regulated" in the 2nd Amendment
At a political debate on gun control, the head of the NRA was asked to read out loud the Second Amendment of the US Constitution. He looked it up on his smart phone and began to read "A well regulated militia . . ." Shocked at seeing the word "re...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Dominican Republic Ban Sidetracks Golfing NATO Leaders
The Miley Cyrus ban by the Dominican Republic is sidetracking the conversation at the NATO summit currently being held at the Celtic Manor Golf Resort in Newport, Wales, the home of the 2010 Ryder Cup won by Europe 14 ½ to 13 ½ when Hunter Mahan yip...
Read full storyFalse Legged Horse Romps In At 2000 - 1 Betting Suspended
A formerly injured horse, Pastorius II romped home by 13 lengths at Chepslow this afternoon. Six months ago, the horse was about to be shot after it jumped over a grass cutting machine, losing four legs below the "knee". A relative of Oscar Pistoli...
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