The iPhone 6: A Review
The new iPhone 6 (or 7 or 8 or maybe 9 we're not sure no-one tells us much these days) came out the other day (yeah we know we're behind with the story, shut up) with people queuing for up to ten days to buy one. Knowing we couldn't afford one and la...
Read full storyPrince Charles Is The King Of The Mole People
We at Back and to the Left news were going through some rich peoples rubbish (in an attempt to find priceless Faberge eggs that may have been discarded) when we came across a document. This sort of thing happens quite regularly to us so we didn't thi...
Read full storyKerry Kennedy joins pot dating website
New York - Strawberry blond divorcee Kerry Kennedy has registered with specialist pot lovers' dating website www.my420SpliffySoulMate.con said to be the smart way of finding new sources of combustible smoking supplies without the tedium of dealers.
Read full story"I don't like Geldof either" blasts 1st day of the week
Speaking in an interview on loose women, Monday admitted to Kay Adams that it doesn't like Bob Geldof either. After the Boom Town Rat's song went to no.1 for 3 weeks back in 1978, Monday admitted "I was devastated. I remember thinking what the hell have I done for this toe rag like me" Kay then asked if Monday had ever bumped into Bob Geldof when he was out and about? "Yes in fact. I...
Read full storyPlan To Celebrate Scottish Independence By Putting Midget On The Moon Backfires
A surprise plan to celebrate Scottish Independence by putting the female half of The Krankies on the moon backfired yesterday when it was realised that the intention had been to put the proposed Scottish Emblem, a swarm of midges, not midgets there.
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