Oorah!!! DC NFL team to possibly become the few and the proud with rebranding
WASHINGTON, DC-In response to continuing criticism about his team's name, National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell and Daniel Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, are considering changing the name of Snyder's team to something mor...
Read full storyCentral Reservations On M25 To Become Picnic Areas
A plan to boost picnic areas was unveiled today by the British Government's Tourist Development Authority. Widened areas of busy central reservations are to have picnic benches and litter bins to cater for the growing number of impromptu roadside pic...
Read full storyKerry Katona's a bit of a Moaner
Kerry Katona will marry for the third time and has once again hawked her "Special(ish it is the third time) Day" around to as many magazines as she can. Unfortunately for her nobody was stupid enough to pay to see a sham marriage that will last less time than a Gaza ceasefire. Nobody except us. Back and to the Left news bid sixteen pence and a packet of cigarette papers for the honour of interv...
Read full storyBrad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard
New York - "These guys just don't have that kind of spare cash lying around," a spokesperson for SuperMegaYachts.com said today, "the whole dumb story is a pile of crap." The rebuttal comes after an Irish Sunday newspaper claimed Brad and Ange had...
Read full storyPelosi Finally Gets Committed After Saying GOP Winning Senate Would End Civilization
San Francisco, CA - House Minority leader Nancy Pelosi has finally been committed to an unnamed mental health facility for her own good, as well as the benefit of the rest of society. All that is really known about the facility is that it is located...
Read full storyUpper 1% Of Rich Buy U.S. Military To Protect Them From Other 99% Of Society
In a surprising development, the upper 1% of the richest Americans have purchased the entire U.S. military to protect them from the other 99% that they lord over. All troops except those actively engaging an enemy somewhere in the world have been cal...
Read full storyThe Secret of Stonehenge Finally Explained
Long-time Stonehenge researcher and aficionado Archy Ollie Geist for years has been obsessed with getting at the true meaning of the ancient, mysterious site on the Salisbury Plain. Recent renewed ground radar analysis has brought to light previ...
Read full storyI Just Bought My Own Drone, And Man Is She a Pretty One!
JERSEY CITY, N.J. - I went online and ordered my very own drone in late July. I purchased the thing from Military Drone Leftovers from the Desert Wars Dot Com. Man, it sure is a pretty thing, too. I guess it originally was a flat black, but b...
Read full storyIce Bucket Shortage Plagues U.S.
Okay, the ice bucket challenge HAS been a boon to ALS research. But how about the poor folks who are just in need of ice buckets? Y'know, like to carry ice. They're out of luck! There's not an ice bucket to be had. They're all being used for The...
Read full storyRas Al Khaimah Horticultural Society 'twinned with Colorado Springs Pot Club' says local gardening enthusiast
Ras Al Khaimah, UAE - A stunning floral bouquet that scooped the Ras Al Khaimah Horticultural Society Autumn Show first prize has been impounded by local police after testing positive for 100% Cannabis Sativa blossom. Distraught competitor Mrs Fa...
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