Political ads send thousands to rehab in North Carolina!
The Raleigh News and Observer is reporting today that thousands of people in the state have entered rehabs due to stress associated with the unending 24/7 political ads, mostly for the US Senate race between Democrat Senator Kay Hagan and conservativ...
Read full storyDon't Flatten Hedgehogs Pleads David Dimpleby
Sir David Dimpleby, the famous naturist has appealed to drivers to take care when round shaped spikey animals cross the road and to try to avoid driving over them. According to a survey among drivers, most people think that hedgehogs are flat animals...
Read full storyNorth Korean Dictator and Kirstie Alley to Have Eating Contest
Pyongyang, North Korea Roly-Poly Dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who admitted he has been having problems with gout, an affliction usually associated with eating lots of rich foods, challenged Scamatologist Kirstie Alley to an eating contest.
Read full storySnoop Dogg Says His Battle with Glaucoma is Finally Over
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- During an exclusive interview with TMZ, Rapper, Actor, and Entrepreneur, Snoop Dogg (aka Snoop Lion) has admitted that his long struggle with glaucoma is finally over. "I'm just glad this shizzle is finally over, I...
Read full storyCharles trip to broker cheap Colombian cocaine deal
Bogota - Prince Charles has begun a weed-long visit to the global epicenter of cocaine dealing following an official invitation from Colombia. Accompanied by crystal meth-peddling bigamist accomplice Camilla the royal Pretender arrived in Bogota i...
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