Putin Says Air Crash Snow Plough Was Cleared For Take Off
Another tragic accident was narrowly avoided yesterday when a new vodka fuelled snow plough driver took off in his flying snow plough in front of a plane carrying Ukranian VIPs. It turned out that the snow plough, flown by an ex-alcoholic ex-pilot, h...
Read full storyGeorge Clooney to direct and star in movie about heroic Canadian Sargeant-at-Arms who shot dead armed killer
Ottawa, Canada - Newlywed George, 69, is to play former Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer Kevin Vickers, heroic Sergeant-at-Arms gunslinger star of the Canadian Parliament who took out an armed killer today. Clooney, 5'9" and 210lbs, is to pr...
Read full storyPope to Take On British Sex Scandal Enquiry
The Pope has accepted the plea from Theresa May, Brittain's Home Secretary, to look into the alleged sex scandals among the British Establishment. 'We do not want someone too close to Brittain' she told a rowdy House of Commons 'The Pope is the id...
Read full storyJudge! Oh Judge! Why are you persecuting me?
I keep getting pornographic emails from some unknown source. I open them up, being that I'm an inquisitive sort. Although I know that you're not supposed to open emails from strangers, because they could have a nasty virus attached, I open them anyway. Call me curious, stupid, impulsive...whatever, I don't know.... One was slugged: Red, White & Blue: This Judge Is Here for You!. It included...
Read full storyHistory's Misquotes Come to Light
Washington, DC In a history convention held in the nation's capitol, many facts came to light regarding some of history's most famous quotes. For instance, John Paul Jones did say "Don't Give up the Ship!" but he added the line, "Sell it Instead!" When Patrick Henry said "Give me liberty or give me death," history misplaced the part where he said, "On second thought, just give me liberty."...
Read full storyKim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift Have Trivia Contest
Hollywood, California The Trivia Contest starring Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift, started off with Paris Hilton asked to name five states to which she answered, "Confusion, California, France, Shock, and California.
Read full storyPalin Clan To Head Up New Hillbilly Olympics
Wassilly, Alaska In an attempt to redeem her family's honor after their recent drunken brawl, former Alaska governor and Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced today that she will sponsor a new sports contest called the Hillbill...
Read full storyPaul McCartney to Re-do Entire Beatles Catalog
London, England Living Beatle legend Sir Paul McCartney announced today that he would start re-doing the Beatles catalog the way he thinks they should have been done and will start releasing them at Christmas each year until "Linda and Rita the Meter...
Read full storyRepublicans Announce This Halloween Will Be Scariest Ever
FauX NEWS It was discovered by the Republican Party that Obama has planned the scariest Halloween by, starting with Devil's Night, will recite a litany of reforms and positive legislation that the Republicans have managed to block, stonewall, or outr...
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