Republicans Declare Economic Crisis "Over"
WASHINGTON, DC - Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Committee, declared the US economic crisis "over" today. His comments came after the latest economic indicators were released by the Labor Department. U.S. Employers added 214,00...
Read full storyPink Floyd's New Album Saved By Stephen Hawking
I was going to write a long winded review of Pink Floyd's final album but all I need to say is that I thought David Gilmour wasn't going to open his mouth once. However, he eventually does some 'oooooh oooohs' on track 17. But hold on! This is ju...
Read full story'Just stand in line and say aah' Kremlin aides tells Russian blondes
Moscow - Kremlin eugenics experts are planning the creation of a new master race using President Putin's genome and 10,000 Russian hos. "We propose giving these women President Putin's sperm," Dr Sergei Propophol explained, "to create a new milit...
Read full storyQueen Joins Facebook, Mad Because Kate Won't Friend Her
London, England-Queen Elizabeth, in a flurry of technological and social networking, had just recently sent out her first Tweet. It has since been reported that the Queen joined Facebook a week ago. She spent the first couple of days playing Farm...
Read full storyVenus Atmosphere Proven Safer Than Earth's
Scienceville, CA-Scientists were shocked to find, after years of study, out that the atmosphere of the planet Venus is healthier than the atmosphere on Earth. The atmosphere of Venus, which is primarily Carbon Dioxide (CO2) with traces of Nitroge...
Read full storyRolling Stone Magazine Poll: Top 5 Kazoo Players of All Time
Rolling Stone Magazine released its final poll of top musicians. This poll started with guitar players and went through 68 different instruments including top autoharp and top wax on tissue paper to reach the ultimate list. The list: 5. Yara DaSilva, kazoo at the end of Dionne Warwick's "This Girl's in Love With You. 4. Reece on Steal My Body Home by Beck. 3. Jake of the Nitty Gritty D...
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