Obama takes over Google
We cannot say we did not see it coming. Google and its million or so internet service providers are to be controlled by new laws soon to be enforced. Emperor Barack Obama acting as Commander in Chief has issued a new proclamation under Executive Orde...
Read full storyAncient Recordings Uncovered!
Researchers at Trent University have found a way to reach back in time and listen to ancient civilizations in their most public and private moments. This startling breakthrough comes shortly after researchers at MIT learned how to "hear" through...
Read full storyNew biography says Barack Obama shagged Amal Clooney
Washington AC/DC - And Halle Berry, Erin Nordegren plus both the Williams Sisters, Rebekah Brooks and dozens more. Author Lakeesha Xanadu's smash-hit tome claims lawyer Amal Clooney is Malia Obama's real mom and that DNA squabs - uh, swabs! - prov...
Read full storyStrictly Morris Dancing Christmas Extravaganza Planned
A glamour filled 6 part T.V. Morris Dancing competition is to jingle its glittering way onto our screens in time for Christmas. The risqué series will feature beer bellies, beards, balloons and bells. Strictly Come Dancing has proved to be such...
Read full storyRay Rice Suspension Overturned, Now Eligible To Punch Roger Goodell
HOOTERS -- Former Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice has had his indefinite suspension from the NFL overturned, and is immediately eligible to punch NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell in the elevator of his office suite. "I just wanna get back to...
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