Scottish Celebrities In New Year's Eve Strike Threat
Hogmanay 2014/2015 could be a sober affair with Scotland virtually on a general strike over the normally enthusiastic celebration period. Dissatisfied with a huge list of things which have turned out to be empty Westminster promises, the Scottis...
Read full storyIllegal Immigrants Can Stay For Now, But Only If They Help Build A Border Wall
Texas Border President Obama, in a special televised speech carried on the FUSE and HUB networks, explained that since he has less than two years left in his hell-on-earth job, he doesn't care anymore about illegal immigration. He has therefore arran...
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Speaker of the House Mr. Boehner has shown some impatience with the Senate in refusing approval of the XL pipeline program. The controversy will return in January with the new Republican majorities in Congress, leaving a possible veto by President...
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Fukoyomo Toys' latest electronic pet is Bro Boris, the robotic Boris Johnson that responds to touch and care. Available in both white and black, Bro shows its emotions with eye animation, lights, sound, and wiggling of its arse and ears like the real...
Read full storyIsle Of Wight Factoids - 10 Things You Didn't Know
1) The Isle of Wight contains less prisoners per head of the population than Alcatraz or San Quentin. 2) Despite over one hundred movies about daring escapes from The Isle of Wight, only one person, Harry Houdiney is known to have successfully escaped and lived to tell the tale in 1955. 3) How big was the average b and b room in 1943? Each single room was 5 feet by 9 feet. Double rooms ha...
Read full storyThe Farnsworth Factor
I sat down with motivational speaker and author Frank Farnsworth to talk about his new book The Farnsworth Factor. "Frank," I said, "what exactely is the Farnsworth Factor?" "The Farnsworth Factor, if applied correctly, is the one factor that will give you the skills necessary to live your life to the fullest." "Can you give me an example?" "Sure. Say your wife has just...
Read full storyBill Cosby Says That He Blacks Out After Eating Jell-O Pudding Pops and Can't Remember Anything Afterwards
Beverly Hills, CA In a startling admission, one-time popular comedian Bill Cosby responded to rape allegations by multiple women with the "Jell-O Defense." Dr. Cosby's lawyer admitted that Cosby hasn't been able to properly respond to the charges...
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