New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho
New York - A sophisticated bipartisan cover-up about Jackie Bouvier Kennedy's cold war love life is laid bare in a new biography dishing the dirt on stuff many Americans thiught long dead and buried. And it names Madonna as Jackie's 1958 'stillbor...
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The following is a partial reprint of a handbill given to me one Sunday morning as I stumbled to my pickup after a wild night partying in Athens, Ga, home of the University of Georgia. At issue was the recent DNA extracted from a 37,000 year old hum...
Read full storyDennis Rodman Brings Peace to the World
Pyongyang, North Korea-Dennis Rodman, BFF of Kim Jong Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, made Kim bend to his will and free two American prisoners from North Korean labor camps, it was announced yesterday. (Rodman also mentioned that it was he who t...
Read full storyDonald Trump Will Keep Donating Money to Science Until they Find a Way to Make Him Immortal
New York, NY-Blowhard billionaire Donald Trump stated in a press conference that he was afraid for the world after he had passed. "I know there will be widespread mourning and depression when the Donald leaves this mortal coil and I want to try to...
Read full storySarah Ferguson and Sarah Palin to Co-Host New Comedy Show
London, England-Former Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson, and failed U.S. Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, announced today that they would be co-hosting a serious documentary news show highlighting the roles of strong and powerful women of today...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs
Pittsburgh, PA-Justin Bieber, who recently joined the Pittsburgh Steelers in their Bible study meeting, was reportedly wanted by the NFL after pelting the Steelers' latest opponents, the New York Jets, with eggs during their post-halftime huddle.
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