Robin Thicke dedicates latest one night stand with random woman to ex wife
"Blurred Lines" Singer Robin Thicke took time out from having sex with a young girl in New York to release a statement dedicating this latest one night stand to his ex wife Paula Patton. "Thinking about you honey, this is for you" said Thicke. The co...
Read full storyNazi arrested on suspicion of spying for America
Berlin - A German government Nazi involved in deep penetration missions has been busted on suspicion of spying for the USA. Codenamed Agent Malva the Vulva the 69 year-old Bavarian blond bombshell was ambushed by NATO after getting caught red-hand...
Read full storyMario Batali Detained
The famous chef was arrested last week for being a suspected illegal immigrant and was remanded to a federal detention facility in Georgia. Mr. Batali was hosting a celebrity-chef cook-off in a studio at the Food Network when he was forcibly remov...
Read full storyRyan-heir Proposal To Save Glasgow Prestwick Airport With Trash Class Flights
Trash Class flights with aircraft interiors looking like Glasgow bus shelters on a Saturday night have been put forward as a means of saving struggling Prestwick Airport. The aircraft interiors will be less "posh" and intimidating to Glaswegians.
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth To Name Biggest Warship "Bazil The Warship"
The queen is to name the U.K.s biggest warship Bazil because it sounds like her favourite herb. The Queen is due to give the name to the largest warship built in the UK at a ceremony in Fife's Rosyth dockyard. She will smash a bottle of whisky on...
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