GPs Can Choose Only To See Healthy People Under New Agreement
Following recent reports which incited outrage when it was revealed that GPs can opt out of unsocial working hours, new proposals are in the offing that allow GPs the option of not having to see poorly patients. Under the new scheme GPs could earn...
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Washington - A poll commissioned ahead of Independence Day has voted Barack Obama as America's worst ever president since George W Bush started the Arab World War III. Second worst was Dubya himself followed closely by George Bush Senior, Preside...
Read full storyBlair Appointed To Find Missing Dossier
In an astute move the Government has appointed Tony Blair to track down the missing dossier containing startling evidence of widespread sexual misconduct at Westminster in the 1980's. Meanwhile all airports have been put on alert throughout Britai...
Read full storyWimbledon Tennis Courts To Be Demolished And Turned into Womble Theme Park As U.K. Players Fail To Win
Bernard Cribbing has been asked to round up all the remaining Wombles on Wimbledon Common with a view to transferring them to a giant theme park to be built on the site of the soon to be demolished Wimbledon Tennis Courts. The courts, mainly a pla...
Read full storyConspiracy Theory Breakthrough
A new drug has been developed to combat what its manufacturers' claim is an increasing rise in what it calls "conspiracy theory syndrome". We went along to F.U. Pharamceuticals in Baltimore to interview leading research scientist there Dr. Hugh.B.Still. I asked the doctor: "Do you believe there is a need for this drug?" "Our research shows that the need is overwhelming. We see the syndrom...
Read full storyThe bollock kicking machine
James Worldcup had been such a devout England supporter that the latest performance caused his devotion to turn to a form of controlled rage when he said "What is needed is a good kick in the bollocks". In discussion with his mates down the pub, t...
Read full storyGideon Bibles Popularity Due To People Making Emergency Rizla Papers Out Of Them
The secret of why there is still a continuing presence of Gideon Bibles and not wank magazines in hotels which lone businessmen frequent was released under the "Freedom of Information Act" this morning. The thin paper which the specially made Kin...
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