Giant proboscis spotted inside Russian World's End sinkhole
World's End, Yamal - Some sort of massive insectoid feeler is protruding from the aperture of a Siberian sinkhole that Russians have dubbed Mrs Putin's Snatch. Scientists examining the proboscis said it probably belonged to an invertebrate - or sp...
Read full storyDetroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury
Wilfred "Willie" Makett, star shortstop and fan favorite of the Detroit Tigers broke his right leg last night in a freak accident at his home during the All-Star break and will be sidelined for the balance of the season. He told hospital personnel th...
Read full storyYellow Card for Israel
Israel have been handed a yellow card in their match against Gaza. The ref thought the tackling of four children was a little off limits and warned Israel that next time they will get...another yellow card. The ref explained to an angry Israeli au...
Read full storyDon't be so repetitive chief, sorry, Mr. Editor-in-Chief
A book by Thaler and Sunstein titled "Nudge" proposed the following solution to the problem of sending angry e-mails, which are often followed by regret: software that cautions you against sending it by saying "warning: this appears to be an uncivil email. do you really and truly want to send it?" A stronger version of this software might also require a user to enter a password to send the seeming...
Read full storyObama Finally Approves Keystone Pipeline - To Funnel Illegals to Canada!
Washington D.C. - President Obama thinks he hit a home run today with his solution to the ever-looming Keystone Pipeline project that has been haunting him for several years now. The president has decided to have the pipeline constructed and use i...
Read full storySeattle teens embarrassed by pot smoking parents
Seattle, WA. When selling and consuming pot became legal this month in Washington State, baby boomers came out in droves to toke it up. But much to their surprise, their children were not so "hip" to the idea of their parents and even grandparents ge...
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