Giant proboscis spotted inside Russian World's End sinkhole

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 17 July 2014

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Lyudmila Putin used to come to Yamal's World's End pub for a good Saturday night fracking

World's End, Yamal - Some sort of massive insectoid feeler is protruding from the aperture of a Siberian sinkhole that Russians have dubbed Mrs Putin's Snatch.

Scientists examining the proboscis said it probably belonged to an invertebrate - or spineless - creature that used the tubular mouthpart for feeding and/or sucking.

But probably not for 'shooting down Malaysian jet planes' despite local conspiracy rants.

This morning the appendage was seen wriggling at the head of the 260ft wide opening that appeared overnight outside the World's End pub in Yamal.

The inn's patrons say the gaping pit is straddling the pub's car park which used to be famous in the 1960s as a popular KGB knee trembler site.

"Da, Communist Party apparatchicks used to come here for a good Saturday night's fracking," local taxidermist Dim Eatery Popoff commented.

Today the location is home to Siberia's burgeoning gas reserves including argon, radon and that bad egg stuff.

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