Police Academy #666 the Curse of De Blasio
New York - The latest sequel in the wildly successful Police Academy movie series is being shot in New York City under the direction of big screen legend the Reverend Al Sharpton. Starring NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio the opening scene was being filme...
Read full storyAnnibal Lector Booked For Gnawing Off Coyote Ugly Man's Leg: UPDATE!
BILLINGSGATE POST: Following the tragic news of Slim Everdingle losing his leg in a bedroom romp, police in Denver have arrested Annibal Lector, the daughter of the notorious cannibal, Hannibal Lector. Saying that the fruit doesn't fall far from th...
Read full storyObama Calls Kim Jung-un a 'Bug-Eating, Dog-Munching, Ping-Pang Gook'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hours after North Korea's Supreme Leader, Kim Jung-un called President Obama a "monkey", Mr. Obama responded, saying that Kim Jung-un was "a bug-eating, dog-munching, ping-pang gook". North Korea on Saturday blamed the U.S. for...
Read full storyPhil & Si & I Get Attacked by a Rougarou in a Louisiana Swamp
So Si and Phil Robertson, along with this reporter, were deep in the Louisiana swamps trying out Duck Commander's new line of duck calls. It was a wet boggy mess in the bayou, and Miss Kay packed us a lunch of gator tail, crawdads and smelts. I brought the smelts, of course, and they were in the trunk of my car when I arrived at my Spanish moss destination out in the middle of nowhere. But some...
Read full storyAmericans Show Patriotism by Giving Money to Japanese Company
The movie "The Interview" may only be getting a limited release after angering North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, but North American viewers are fighting back with their pocketbooks and wallets. At the three hundred theaters brave enough to show the co...
Read full storySony to North Korea: "We Are your Bitch"
The movie "The Interview" may have been stopped from a wide release, but American viewers are showing their full support for the film, whose release was muted due to pressure from hackers who threatened bloodshed at movie theaters due to the film's m...
Read full storyThe Sodom and Gomorrah Golf Classic
And God said, "Noah, I want you to quit working on the ark." "Pardon?" said a disbelieving Noah. You want me to do what?" "The ark, Noah, you won't be needing it." "But, God," protested Noah, "I've been working on the ark for the past four hundred years, and it's almost done. All that's left is to put in the shuffleboard court." "Sorry, Noah, but the great flood i...
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