Giant Meteorite may indicate 'Scots' settlers on Mars
A much documented Meteorite's course towards Earth ,may evidence Scottish Life on Mars or even Uranus. 'Scots have roots everywhere, including Outer Space', says Professor Hamish McFleming, Edinburgh. 'Yes, one could argue the Meteorite is Mart...
Read full storyArgentine President Cristina Kirchner adopts Israeli PM Netanyahu 'to stop him turning into a werewolf'
Buenos Aires - "As well as gorging on excrement, unbaptized babies and the flesh of the recently deceased, the werewolf is an unnaturally strong creature that spreads its curses with a lethal venomous bite," Argentina's President Cristina Fernández d...
Read full storyThe Interview's Gay/Anal Obsession
The Interview Directed by Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg Starring Seth Rogan, James Franco At least there were no stupid height jokes. There were stupid and even infantile jokes about almost everything else. Asses (of the Kardashian variety). And farts. And poops and gays and inconvenient tumescences, and an almost pathological fascination with anuses. At one point Rogen is supposed to inser...
Read full storySony hack forces thousands of children outside over Christmas
Thousands of Children were forced to play outside or entertain them selves with board games after the massive hack that left gamers unable to connect to the internet on Christmas day. The Hack resulted in gangs of feral children leaving their bedr...
Read full storyForgetting your car is okay
Many women forget to retrieve their cars when at the Boxing Day Sales. Many of us get so addled and precoccupied , we forget we even HAD the car with us and start to hail a taxi , only to remember the SUV in the underground Car Park!! Well here's some good news : No, it's NOT the Menopause and No , it's not an elaborate bid for attention from the local yummy Coppers, because we're looking fo...
Read full storyKorean Leader may have hacked Tesco Club Card Points Spreadsheets
Kim Jong - Un's IT experts may have sent Trojans into Tesco's Customer Loyalty Figures, it's emerged. It appears his staff were briefed to sabotage any Political Loyalties, Worldwide- this being with a view to gathering Intelligence on anti - Comm...
Read full storySanta To Quit Delivering "Junk Mail" After This Year
This will be the last year that Santa drops off fake "Competition Winner" letters and furniture advertisements with his presents. Mail firms from warmer shores have undercut Santa's delivery deals by using cheap unregistered labor and offering an all...
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