Kim Jong - Un's IT experts may have sent Trojans into Tesco's Customer Loyalty Figures, it's emerged.
It appears his staff were briefed to sabotage any Political Loyalties, Worldwide- this being with a view to gathering Intelligence on anti - Communist leanings, particularly in First World countries, such as the U.K and Europe.
However, some - one mistakenly accessed Tesco LTD and found themselves staring at endless spreadsheet entries for Tesco UK's Club Card Figures.
The Jong - Un staff concerned , are reported to have 'fainted with boredom', as they trawled through '3 for 2 offers on Sara Lee Black Forest Gateaux' and notifications of 0. 11 pence Bonus points on weekly purchases.
'And we thought life was dreary here,' says an enlightened official.
