Many women forget to retrieve their cars when at the Boxing Day Sales.
Many of us get so addled and precoccupied , we forget we even HAD the car with us and start to hail a taxi , only to remember the SUV in the underground Car Park!!
Well here's some good news : No, it's NOT the Menopause and No , it's not an elaborate bid for attention from the local yummy Coppers, because we're looking for vicarious attention.
Doctor Louise Charlatan - Raeburn, of 'Clueless' Magazine says : 'Women are so busy thinking of their family's welfare and happiness, they forget their car's well - being!!'
Because they haven't breast - fed their car (naturally!), they find it hard to prioritize it's needs, as it is a machine , not a human.
More crucially, if it's a crap car, they don't really give sh.t about it.
