Former CIA Head Defends Torture
Today, on the CNN show, "Today's News," the former head of the CIA, General Michael Hayden, and Harvard Professor of Ethics, Greg Stiles, squared off against one another on the issue of torture. The background of the debate centered on The Senat...
Read full storyA Man Sacrificed his Head to Save his lit Cigarette from Raging Torrent
A man on New York streets was spotted using his umbrella to shield his lit cigarette from the pouring heavy rain completely exposing his barely haired head. According to witnesses, the umbrella the man was carrying was too small that they suspect it...
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"Judicious Use of Cognitive and Physical Trauma to Elicit Psychic Response"--By Dr. Gunter Chang, Director of Cognitive Studies at the Central Intelligence Agency, August 2003. Abstract: Research in the area of the psychic science lags considerably behind other research fields primarily due to lack of reproducible quantitative data obtained under controlled conditions. In an effort to establ...
Read full storyEthiopian stars gather to record UK hunger single
The cream of the Ethiopian pop world today gathered at a studio in downtown Addis Ababa to record a special single to raise money for the starving in Britain. The song 'Now they know Starvation' shares a tune with the 1984 Band Aid single, 'Do th...
Read full storyIs MI6 Punishing Scotland With "Weather Bombs"?
U.K. James Bond centre, MI6 was alleged by conspiracy theorists this morning to be behind a jetstream propelled "Weather Bomb" hitting the West of Scotland today. An ex Q department scientist, Dennis Llewellyn-Dyson told our Unlikely Conspiracy Depa...
Read full storySurvey Shows 80% of People Will Not Be Told To Eat Porridge By Conservatives
Lady Jenkin's speech telling poor people to eat the disgusting sloppy prison fodder known as porridge fell on deaf ears yesterday. The peer told the press conference, which was attended by the Pope and the archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, t...
Read full storyQueen Mother Beat Me Every Day - Royal Memoirs Book Sensation
An ex-kitchen servant has told of daily beatings by the gin soaked Queen mother at Balmoral, the Royal Family's private super palace. The maid, Eileen Over is writing the story of her traumatic time as a kitchen maid at the Scottish palace. Beatin...
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