Spanish Fast Track Solution To Gibraltar Smuggling "Problem" Slammed After E.U. Criticism
After E.U. criticism of Spanish inaction over disproportionate border delays, a proposal by Spain to fast track Spanish Nationals to and from Gibraltar using special lanes has been met with incredulity. While Spain is entitled to stream its lanes...
Read full storyBlair's Middle East peace envoy job bombs
UN HQ, New York - The Middle East Quartet wants its money back and is suing Tony Blair for $50m. It means his role of Piss Process special envoy is finally hystery after upsetting a lot of indigenous Kurdish Zoroastrians known as Yazidis. This...
Read full storyObama Orders Air Force to go on Strike
PERSIAN GULF - On the USS George HW Bush, United States military personnel have gone on general strike. Picket signs were seen as navy airmen locked hands around their aircraft. "1, 2, 3, 4, better pay for better war; 5, 6, 7, 8, management we...
Read full storyNRA Demands That American Government Outlaw Drones Despite The Second Amendment
In a strange reversal of policy the NRA has demanded that the U.S. make a ban on drones very much like the ban on guns that they have so heatedly fought against in the past. Speaking at a press conference NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre has vehemently a...
Read full storyNew Waterfall Found In Wales - Tourism Doubles
A hitherto undiscovered new waterfall has been found in the upper reaches of the river Taffy in Wales. A dangerous region to explore, even heroic Royal Prince Explorers like Prince Edward refuse to enter the region. Indigenous tribes roam the area a...
Read full storyScottish viewers disappointed Salmond didn't use "Braveheart" quotes more in independence TV debate
The first televised debate between Scottish nationalist Alex Salmond and Alistair Darling happened this week. The two debated whether Scotland should leave the United Kingdom, however many Scottish viewers had expressed their disappointment that Sal...
Read full storyTroll Losing Sleep Worrying About Book Lists
A prolific book reviewer on a popular book reviewing website (and troll cave) has began taking ambien and Xanax to help her sleep after spending countless nights wide awake and worrying about how certain books appeared on her "lists" on the troll in...
Read full storyTroll Shocked To Discover Fellow Trolls Are "Ethnics"
A prolific book reviewer on a popular book review website (and troll cave)is reeling in shock after discovering that some of the members of her online review group are not "white" and that several are teenage girls while one is a registered sex offen...
Read full storyPresident Obama Rushed to Hospital with Chest Pain
President Barack Obama was rushed to the Walter Reed Army Medical Center with reported shortness of breath and chest pain, after being briefed about the results of a study tracking the progress of the first wave of "DREAMers", or those young people e...
Read full storyLeBron James Rats Out on Cavaliers, Signs on with Texas Rangers, May Play Hockey with Red Wings this Winter
CLEVELAND, Ohio - LeBron James has reneged on his contract to play NBA basketball for the Cleveland Cavaliers and instead has signed a three-year deal to be a relief pitcher for the Texas Rangers. Not even a month ago, King James signed a two-yea...
Read full storyToddler caught trying to break into White House
WASHINGTON, DC - A toddler squeezed his way through the fence of the White House late Thursday night. Secret Service agents quickly responded to the intrusion and handled the incident without any resistance from the intruder. Crying was heard by byst...
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