NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots
NEW YORK--In an attempt to deal with domestic violence cases which have blackened the reputation of his league, as well as to forestall the further growth of class-action suits pertaining to dementia, concussions and other disorders by National Footb...
Read full storyRoman Abramovich gets the ice bucket challenge from Fifth Avenue co-op board
New York - Russian mobster Roman Abramovich has been waterboarded in Manhattan in the latest ice bucket challenge twist. This afternoon a five-strong, $250m Manhattan co-op board poured icy cold water on the Russian's condo plans before drenching...
Read full storyMichelle Obummer: "Let them eat octopussy"
ROSE GARDEN, AC/DC -- First Lady Michelle Obummer has yet a new idea to try out on American schoolkids. She has become a strong advocate of farming octopi. "They grows quick," she says, "and they taste good-or so I've heard-I wouldn't eat nothing...
Read full story10 Ways To Fool Your Neighbours
1)Spray a place mat with matt black paint - abracadabra!! - its an expensive Ipad to walk out of your door with. 2)Make the people next door think you are having a glamorous "Hog Roast" garden party by getting a large road kill fox and roasting it over 4 portable barbecues. 3)Make people think you have a posh car by offering Porsche owners free parking in your drive while they go to work on...
Read full storyMaybe they think it's Butt, Montana, instead of Butte?
BUTT (OR MAYBE IT'S BUTTE?), MONTANA -- Men and women have been baring their butts--and more--in Butte, Montana. Those making spectacles of themselves include a 20-year-old man, just off the bus from Salt lake City, who claims he is a Christian bu...
Read full storyAssault Weapons Chief Says God Is On His Side
Commenting on the accidental murder of a nine-year-old girl's assault weapons instructor on a gun range, because of her inability to control her Uzi submachine gun, and thus blowing part of his brains out, Wayne La Pisse of the "Owning Guns Is A God-...
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