France takes tough stance towards Syria, Eiffel Tower renamed
France today sent a stern warning to Syria over its alleged chemical weapons attacks on civilians. The French Prime minister in a news conference today warned the troubled Country to give up its Chemical weapon stockpiles or face further repercussion...
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We met Dr. Henry Kissinger during a brief visit to Washington's Grand Masonic Lodge where he was guest of honour recently for his sterling work on behalf of the New World Order. We asked him some searching questions: "Is it true that you were a Soviet Spy?" He laughed: "No, of course not. The rumour came about because I was giving military secrets to the Soviet Union." "How do you loo...
Read full storyGame of Thrones and Breaking Bad causing Decline of Religion
It's official: more people are interested in Game Of Throne (GOT) than any religion on Earth. More and more people are turning atheist and care less for any religion than ever before. When speaking to experts you usually hear the same tired reasons...
Read full storyTerrorist Tornado Causes Injuries at St. Louis Airport
The Terrorist Services Organization (TSA) closed down the St. Louis Lambert Field after a suicide tornado struck the field today. Although no specific terrorist group took immediate responsibility for the attack, managers at the TSA acknowledged t...
Read full storyPolice now searching random 70's pop singers houses in hope to find evidence of sexual offences
In a bold attempt to clamp down on historic sexual offences against minors or women, the London Metropolitan Police have decided to randomly searched all homes of pop singers and TV presenters from the 1970's, with the aim of finding some evidence of...
Read full storyRussia Sending Marijuana Food Trucks To Ease Tension In Ukraine
Alexander Putin has once again lived up to his unpredictable reputation. Recent reports are breaking out of marijuana food trucks being sent into the Ukraine. US officials claim to have satellite imagery of a convoy consisting of more than 250 trucks...
Read full storyDemocrats Run From Obama, Numerous Track and Field Records Fall
Charlotte, NC - As President Obama, becoming known as 'The Toxic President' privately among his peers on the Left, travels to various districts around the country to raise funds for the Democratic party, many politicians are running the other way...
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