Henry Kissinger on "Depopulation"

Funny story written by Auntie Matter

Thursday, 14 August 2014

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Washington's Masonic Lodge

We met Dr. Henry Kissinger during a brief visit to Washington's Grand Masonic Lodge where he was guest of honour recently for his sterling work on behalf of the New World Order.

We asked him some searching questions:

"Is it true that you were a Soviet Spy?"

He laughed: "No, of course not. The rumour came about because I was giving military secrets to the Soviet Union."

"How do you look back on your career?"

"Oh, I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption... for the good of this country."

"Can you elaborate on that, Sir?"

"To ensure that we create a form of fascism.... er.. I mean democracy... that can be grafted onto every other country in the world."

'And how do you see this goal?"

"The goal is that the planet be properly governed by brainy people such as myself, and all the dumb Muggles be put to work and the worst of them exterminated including their blood lines. That is really what our researches in psychology, neuroscience and especially neural linguistics, media control, laser brain control etc, have all been about. We got the Muggles to believe it was all for them and their good health, expanding the frontiers of knowledge and all that bullshit. Pardon me if I laugh. This goal of ours encompasses the world. I am a big Harry Potter fan, by the way. I sent Joanne some of my ideas for her series and am so glad she used them."

"Is it true you were involved in the CIA chemical warfare program?"

"No that cannot be verified. I just procured funds for it."

"To what end?"

"To protect this country."

"From what?"

"From the Aids and Ebola viruses that we created."

"Doesn't it worry you that these diseases that your scientists have created are causing millions of deaths in America, Africa and elsewhere."

"No. Why should it? Freemasons don't care about that sort of nonsense. Isn't it dreadful what happened to Robin Williams? Poor man. What a loss! He was a funny man but not as funny as Gerard Ford. He just had to be there."

"So you don't mind if millions of Africans and perhaps millions more in Europe if it spreads are going to lose their lives?"

"Of course not. They would die anyway. We are doing them a favour."

"I see. Has anybody ever accused you of playing God?"

"God?" The only one I would have to worry about in that regard is God himself... but as 'He' does not exist... I need not fear him, do I? (laughs). I am sorry I have to go..."

'So, how would you sum up your career?"


"You mean mass murder?"

"No. That is not the right expression. All the wars, epidemics etc are really about getting the breeders, the dumb Muggles, off the board. Only then will we have a chance. All we do in media and medicine, military action, food production et cetera is towards that end.

'In your view who was the greatest American president you served under?"

"Richard Nixon, without a doubt. Pity we had to get rid of him. Now, if you don't mind I have to join the Brotherhood inside. We have a stripper from Idaho performing for us. We can't keep the young lady waiting can we? She charges a grand an hour."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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